I take multi-choice exams in pen, because the only mistake I make is forgetting to bring my pencil
Rewatching Flight of the Conchords because all my nocturnal friends have gone home
Ok… Sometimes I like to say cool things that I’ve seen on the internet (Tumblr, Imgur, etc.) to my mates because I find them interesting. If you have already seen/heard the thing I tell you, there is no need to say “Someone’s been on Tumblr today”. It doesn’t make you seem cool or funny, it doesn’t add to the conversation, it just creates an awkward moment and makes people not want to create conversation in case you decide to try and humiliate them. Just because you already know something, doesn’t mean others won’t find it interesting.
in elementary school john lennon had a homework that asked “what do you want two be when you grow up” and he replied “happy”. the teacher say “you donot understand the assignment” and jjohn lennon said “u dont understand LIFE”. that teacher was albert einstein. reblog if you love god